1. 23:58 29th Aug 2014

    Notes: 3100

    Reblogged from doodledinmypants

    Tags: oh my god

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    pleatedjeans:

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  2. onlylolgifs:

    Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

     
  3. 23:39

    Notes: 72363

    Reblogged from primalooze

    Tags: oh my god

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    prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

     
  4. 23:34

    Notes: 12718183

    Reblogged from spacestepmom

    reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

     
  5. 23:33

    Notes: 120353

    Reblogged from zeekubeast

    Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would

    • Push off a cliff
    • Frick frack
    • Marry
    • Set on fire
    • Wrap a blanket around
    • Be roommates with

    And if I’m not in the fandom, I’ll go by what I’ve learned from tumblr

    (Source: itsleightaylor)

     
  6. image: Download

    Okay, so evidently Krita recently got a Mac version? And I was not aware of this until recently?
Finding out made me VERY happy, as you can imagine.
Also, the Monster Boy and Girl generators are wonderful inspiration for when you can’t decide on what to draw, or for when you’re trying to draw something and can’t get anywhere with it.
This prompt was “Flowery Al-Mi’Raj girl who wears a jean jacket and loves bibliography.”
(…I got kinda loose with it, as you can probably see. Also, WHY did I do the ‘arm behind the head’ pose!? What am I, in middle school?”

    Okay, so evidently Krita recently got a Mac version? And I was not aware of this until recently?

    Finding out made me VERY happy, as you can imagine.

    Also, the Monster Boy and Girl generators are wonderful inspiration for when you can’t decide on what to draw, or for when you’re trying to draw something and can’t get anywhere with it.

    This prompt was “Flowery Al-Mi’Raj girl who wears a jean jacket and loves bibliography.”

    (…I got kinda loose with it, as you can probably see. Also, WHY did I do the ‘arm behind the head’ pose!? What am I, in middle school?”

     
  7. notdannyphantom:

    day 10: spectra

    Oh, how I love Spectra. She’s smart, vain and mysterious. 

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  8. 22:52

    Notes: 3781

    Reblogged from atracaelum

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    purplekecleon:

I’m going to be at table E17/18 at Anime Expo with this print! I’ll have a few big ones but mostly it’ll be in 5”x7”!
Please come talk to me about Steven Universe!!!

    purplekecleon:

    I’m going to be at table E17/18 at Anime Expo with this print! I’ll have a few big ones but mostly it’ll be in 5”x7”!

    Please come talk to me about Steven Universe!!!

     
  9. (Source: plixs1)